Did you go to the doctor the other day?
Yes, I did.
And did he find out what you had?
Very nearly.
What do you mean - very nearly?
Well, I had 80zł - and he charged me 70zł !

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Did  he find out what you had?-
1. Czy znalazł, co ci dolega?
2. Czy zgadł, ile miałeś (pieniędzy)?
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Do you know what happens to liars when they die?
Yes, I do. They lie still.

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They lie still
1. Kłamią w dalszym ciągu
2. Leżą bez ruchu
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On being asked to write down a definition of capital punishment, a schoolboy handed in this:
Being locked in an ice-cream or chocolate factory for a weekend would, in my opinion, be a capital punishment.

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capital punishment
1. kara śmierci
2. znakomita kara
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A child having picked some roses was reproved by her father:
Didn't I tell you not to pick any flower without leave?
Yes, papa - replied she, but all these roses had leaves

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without leave
1. bez pozwolenia
2. Dosłownie: bez liścia
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You are the nicest boy that I have ever met
Tell it to the Marines!
I have - to dozens od them

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Tell it to the Marines!
1. gadaj zdrów!
2. powiedz to żołnierzom piechoty morskiej
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